[SFPHC] Ferengi Commerce Consortium

Rule 1 - Once you have their money NEVER give it back
Rule 2 - Never spend more for an aquisition than you have to
Rule 3 - Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
Rule 4 - Keep your ears open
Rule 5 - Small print leads to large risk
Rule 6 - Opportunity plus instinct equals profit
Rule 7 - Greed is eternal
Rule 8 - A deal is a deal
Rule 9 - A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi
Rule 10 - A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
Rule 11 - Never place friendship above profit
Rule 12 - A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule 13 - Nothing is more important than your health.. except for your money
Rule 14 - Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother
Rule 15 - It never hurts to suck up to the boss
Rule 16 - War is good for buisness
Rule 17 - Expand or die
Rule 18 - Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
Rule 19 - The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
Rule 20 - Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
Rule 21 - Free advice is seldom cheap
Rule 22 - The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
Rule 23 - Knowledge equals profit
Rule 24 - Home is where the hear is, but the stars are made of latinum
Rule 25 - Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies
Rule 26 - Your boss is only worth what he pays you
Rule 27 - Every man has his price
Rule 28 - Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever
Rule 29 - Sleep can interfere with......
Rule 30 - Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack
Rule 31 - Treat people in your debt like family.. exploit them.
Rule 32 - Never have sex with the boss' sister.
Rule 33 - You can't make a deal if you're dead
Rule 34 - Wives serve. Brothers inherit
Rule 35 - Whisper your way to success
Rule 36 - Hear all, trust nothing
Rule 37 - It's always good buisness to know about new customers before they walk in your door
Rule 38 - New customers are like razor-toothed greeworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back
Rule 39 - Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than an question is an answer
Rule 40 - Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them
Rule 41 - You can't free a fish from water
Rule 42 - Unknown, but presumably concerned the relationship between "Keeping busy" and "being successful"
Rule 43 - latinum lasts longer then lust
Rule 44 - Never be afraid to milabel a product
Rule 45 - Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum
Rule 46 - No good deed ever goes unpunished
Rule 47 - Shoot first, count profits later
Rule 48 - A man is only worth the sum of his possessions

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